Some logical thoughts

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

 

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or already married to someone.

 

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

 

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

 

The road to success??.. Is always under construction.

 

To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy

 

If at first you don’t succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried

 

He who has the gold, makes the rules —- Murphy’s golden rule.

 

If you have paper, you don’t have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don’t have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.

 

Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker.

Was it a compelement or a shock?????

A Job Description form was distributed to amend the older ones. I had to see Dear Sir on his immediate call. He had my filled form in his hands, discussed some points and changes which he wanted to make in it:

Dear Sir: Are you agreed on the changes?

Me: yes I am (didn’t see any thing irrelevant)

Dear Sir: ok fine. If you want some thing more in it, do tell me

Me: no I dont

Dear Sir: no no you can read it thoroghly then come to me

Me: I think it’s more than enough

Dear Sir: Are you 25 years old?

Me: yes I am

Dear Sir: acha? (astonishing..)

Me: yea why? (I got furious …ghfffrrr)

Dear Sir: no no just askin……I was thinking youre’ quite young.

 :o

The last line was in very very lower chord that I couldn’t understand it well. Instead of insisting on that I gave up and left his cabin. While coming to my cabin, I recalled his lines and then understood what he had said. Now I couldn’t understand was it a compelement or a shock or some thing else. Whatever it is I felt bad at the beginging but now I am just laughing on that and enjoying it any way

**Ye na thi humari kismat k deedar-e-halwa huta**

We had a mazedar breakfast pary at office.

Menu:

Fish, Chaney, Pathuray etc

Unfortunately there was no halwa and puri which we were expecting and waiting impatiently. Anyhow event was good.

I am totally into dis song…….

Na hai yeh pana
Na khona he hai
Tera na hona, jaane
Kuyn hona he hai

Tum Se Hi din hota hai
Surmayi shaam aati hai
Tum Se Hi Tum Se Hi
Har ghadi saans aati hai
Zindagi kehlati hai
Tum Se Hi Tum Se Hi

Na hai yeh pana
Na khona hi hai
Tera na hona, jaane
Kuyn hona hi hai

Aankho mein aankhe teri
Bahoo mein Bahe teri
Mera na mujh mein kuch raha
Hua kya
Bathon mein bathein teri
Rathe saogathe meri
Kuyn tera sab yeh ho gaya
Hua kya
Mein kahin bhi jaata hun
Tum Se Hi mil jatha hun
Tum Se Hi Tum Se Hi
Shor mein khamoshi hai
Thodi si behoshi hai
Tum Se Hi Tum Se Hi

Aadha sa vaada kabhi
Aadhe se zyada kabhi
Jee chahe karlu is tarah
Wafa ka
Chode na chute kabhi
Tode na toote kabhi
Jo daaga tum se jud gaya
Wafa ka
Mein tera sarmaya hun
Jo bhi mein ban paya hun
Tum Se Hi Tum Se Hi
Raaste mil jate hai
Manzile mil jati hai
Tum Se Hi Tum Se Hi

Na hai yeh pana
Na khona he hai
Tera na hona, jaane
Kuyn hona he hai

A bad day……..

Today is not at all a good day. I am feeling very low since the day started. Every thing is going bad and irritating. I wish I could yell on some one or hit some on. But no I am a cool minded person and I am totally different from others and I cannot behave what others do. I would have to tolerate it and try to act as decent and cultured. As Qudrat Ullah Shahab says: “Let it pass”.

So I am practicing same……..time will heal every thing……

Be cool

Be calm

Be smiling like

Aur Novi bhi apnay miaan ko piyari ho gai…

And finally Khala chose a Mr. Right for Novi after grand great struggle. Interestingly hua ye k woh kiya kehtay hein “larka bagal mai aur dhandora shehr mai”. So Mr. Right was found in front of khala’s house yea interesting naa he is their neighbour. I would not think about the love marriage scene until or unless khala did not try to hide that the groom is their neighbour. I dont understand why she was tring to hide it. Is it so harmful if youre’ a love marriage type of wedding?

I did not attend the wedding as it was impossible for me to take leave from the office at the begining of the new year and of course I had a damn test too. But I saw the pix and everyone was telling me that it was a grand and wonderful marriage. Novi mashaAllah was looking very pretty and groom as well. Khala told me before wedding that he is not as handsome, so I was totally shocked him. He is mashaAllah so handosme and a dashing man I bet………he is one of the best grooms that I have seen ever. They made a really beautiful couple. May thay live long and happily. Ameen

A homely discussion on my shadi ;p ……..

Scene: 8:25 pm. Grany and mama are in a blanket and Apu, A and I are in an other. Kids are  jumping here and there. 

A: I am deadly tired of these long ceremonies of a single marriage. What the hell it is?? (he has juste attended the sis and bro’s marriages of two of his friends).

Me: I dont understand why people drag this small function. According to Islam, there should be a small household function of Nikah which could be held in Masjid and after that there should be one function of Valima for family gathering. Thats’ all and the marriage is ended.

Apu: All these fazool ceremonies are shadows of Hindu culture. We should avoid that. (apni splendid shadi bhool jissay log ab tak bhula sakay).

A: Instead of wasting money, parents should give it to new couple so that they could easily set up their life with might be small business. (hun matlab ki baat ;p )

Me: Yea absolutely right. saving of money and saving of time. Shadi should be like that. I am totally fucked of these long ceremonies and long distance marriages. (how cud forget that I almost lost my chance of promotion due to leaves for the wedding of mamo’s son )

A: I would InshaAllah marry according to Islamic traditions.

Me: yes yes…………..

Mom: (feeling irritated, issay pehlay k mai kuch kehti, she says..) ok ok its good if we arrange sucha marraige for A but for S (me ) , we could not do that.

Me: Why? I protest.

Mom: becoze you are gal and we would do as your inlaws would  wish. (hun larki walay )

Me: thats’ not fair. I am the person who is more than irritatant with these functions and brides gullan ganda type tayyari and youre’ saying this to me.

Grany: she is surely right.

Apu: thats’ true. we have to respect them.

A: right right 

Me: No and I will not take any type of Jaheiz.

 Grany: bakwas band karo apni (lo aik tu bhala karo uper say galiyan sunu…….nai tu naa sahi chuswaein khoon apna shok se hun )

(In ohter words they were saying me shut up on this topic. H jumped on my legs, I yelled…)

Papa enters……

Papa: whats’ going on?

Apu: we were planning for S’ wedding.

(I do my best to shoe my shyness on dis topic before papa )

Papa: oh oh acha (sayin eagerly… I dont understand why they feel so excited on this topic)

Everyon starts giving suggestions and exchanging their views. But a keera was crawling in my head …..snifffff………but I do not stop my acting of sharmana hehehe….)

Papa: pehlay bachay ki shadi par ju kami reh gai thi woh hum ab pori karein gay InshaAllah

Mahi interupts and I was surprised that she was listening all that carefully while playing)

Mahi: nai nai hum khala ki shadi nai karein gay.

(ye itni choti zalim smaaj kahan se aa gai)

Grany: hai hai aisay nai kehtay

Mom: kyiun beta?

Mahi: kiyun phr ju dulhay uncle hotay hein woh dulhan ki le kar chalay jatay hein aur phr apnay paas rakhtay hein aur anay bhi nai detay. (hai mela bacha )

(Everyone start laughing and its’ time to show my best piece of actin again so I did successfully )

The session ended with this sweet complaint and I start thinking that this little girl rightly pointed out the touchy moment ……….I will definitely learn judu karatay before marriage…..so program of  joining of  beautition classes has been canceled.

First Morning Assembly

New management, new rules, new regulations and new tradition. Each year we go through the management change phase. Thank God its complete now. Now the second phase come that is of implementation of their view pratically.

Assembly. kuch suna suna sa word lagta hai ……..haan haan school mai hua karti thi abhi but now we will have this in our office too. That is the first step of ne management which has been started from today. All were joking that nails and ears would also be checked by the Sec General……hahaha

I came to office at 8:50 em very punctul naa. B and I were looking from the window thinking that assembly would be held in the parking area. hum udher hi karay rehtay shukar hai peon informed us that everyone has already been gathered in the lobby. SO B and me rushed thorugh rickshaw lift (we call the old a lisft a rickshaw dus to its noise and speed). While listening the recorded National Anthem , we were compaining that they should sing it by theirself. B was bizi with her cell. I took a quick pic of the memorable event and hide the cell in my shawl. Due to the voice of krich of the camera, everyone started lokkin back. At that time cell was in B’s hands, no one can gues by my face that I got the pic. bechari B ki tu kachi kar di mai nay n she could clarify any thing. hahaha…..

Question of the Day: Why VP comes so early?

Horoscope

 I don’t have any interest in horoscope. But I am in search of that specific person who is goin to pressurize me and bruise me this week……….

Weekly Love Horoscope:

Tender feelings can be easily bruised this weekend as moods swing so fast that there’s no time to explain them.

Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

 You may be under increasing pressure from someone as you approach tomorrow’s New Moon in your 7th House of Relationships. Something needs to change and a confrontation may be unavoidable. There are difficult issues about intimacy that could be of concern. Withdrawing from an intense emotional connection may not be the smartest course of action, especially if you’re reacting on fear. Push out of your comfort zone to slowly establish new ways of relating to others.

hey u!!!!!ye na socho k mai tumhein aisay hi janay doon gi, apna bhi horoscope paro meray haathu durgat banay gi week tumhari thats’ a warning!!!!!

Some odd facts about me ……

•  I smile and laugh whenever and where ever I want to. It depend on my mood.
• I love potatoes in any form. I would not complain if I would have to eat them whole week.
•  My choice for gents’ dressing is more good than for my own. This is what my father and bros say :/
• My writing, painting and drawing are terrible. That is the reason, I do terrible make-up. (but its’ my promise to my amma that I would join beautition classes before my marriage)
• I have a remarkable record of sleeping for 15 hours. I am proud of it.
• I know I will become an excellent cook one day. But I do not know when this day will come.
• I couldn’t eat if there is any pet nearby.
• I take alot of time to say thanx and sorry.
• I wish to try sky diving. I want to enjoy the thrill of drifting through air
• I am afraid of getting married as it seems to me a K2 of responsibilities.
• I watch BBC food for hours and never try any dish ;p .

A potential model

Isn’t he?

He has alots of guts……

A good sportsman

 …havin an expensive hobby of transport related toys collection

hey see my auto rickshaw not me…

my new hands….

 

yeah I could use them to hit u too…..

Am I in an other year or I have lost another year of my life!!!

So an other year started. Years and years come and pass and dont even realize how much time has been passed. There were so much things which I could but I couldn’t do any thing. When 2007 was started, I had decided and plan to do alot of things, to do some thing wondering but but……..ah……couldn’t achieve as much as expected. I am feeling that I am still standing from where I had started. 2007 was a very hectic year indeed. I lost many things but yes I also got alot of things for which I am thankful to Allah gee. I got many such things for which I couldn’t try much but I got it. huna tu ye chahiay tha k I should be very grateful to Allah and very punctual to my religious duties but yeah there are alot of buts which grow by each passing year. I always regret that I could not make Allah as happy as i supposed to be.  I do follow His order but like its a routine not as i love Him alot. I dont understand why I am losing my dedication towards Him?? why? I dont want to be like that. I want to offer such a prayer jis say meray Allah ka banada hunay k haq ada ho. pata nai mai is k liay kushish bhi karti hoon ya nai. But I pray alot k mai aisi ho jaoon. I want to be a nery practicing  muslim and I am sure that Allah ll inshaAllah make me like that.

If I would at that moment then? oh I haven’t any thing in my deeds to show Him. I have to do some thing soon as I dont have much time.

So in this year 2008, I will inshaAllah try my best to make myself a practicing muslim. That’s my commitment to myself.

A blessed New Year

Happy New Year to all. I pray that this year will come as a year of peace in Pakistan and we ll free ourselves from this sense of insecurity. Ameen

Bakra Greetings from Dear Sir on eid

I dont understand why did he compare himslef with a ‘Bakra’?